Me: I've got another case brief due tomorrow. This time the case is 30 pages long. I'm gonna die.
Friend: Haha. Law school still?
Me: You should probably ask me *after* I finish it. I'm still fresh faced and naive right now. After it fucks me ruthlessly and relentlessly and leaves me hobbling out of the men's room of Olive Garden with no dignity I can name, then never calls me back, then you can ask me.